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Reviews
“The Poop Museum was entertaining, educational, and wonderfully disgusting! During this jam-packed program, Susie impressed the kids (and adults) with shocking facts about the many different pooping habits of various species, while opening the door for kids to engage and guide the program along with her. Each kid had moments of rolling on the floor laughter at the absurdity of it all! Attendees were also proud to show off their certificates of poop knowledge and become certified members of “The Poo Crew”.”
“This program was poopmazing!!! My pre-schooler and first grader LOVED it. I am an elementary school teacher with experience also teaching middle school, and I genuinely believe Susie would captivate any age learner; I couldn’t stop watching as well. Any human would love this program.”
“My son loved this and learned so much. My husband was watching along and states this was by far, his FAVORITE online class we’ve done. ”
“Susie is the best! If she taught a class about a blade of grass, it would be nothing short of fascinating. My daughter LOVES her and learned so much in this program. We highly recommend her and her program. ”
Our upcoming LIVE event schedule for the Spring and Summer includes:
April 14th
2pm • The Ferguson Library, Stamford, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
April 16th
10:00am • Preston Public Library, Preston, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 2
2:00pm • Cora J Belden Library, Rocky HIll, CT - Gross, Weird, Cool Science - Part 1
6:00 pm • Avon Free Public Library, Avon, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 2
April 17th
10:00am • Farmington Library, Farmington, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
2:00pm • Seymour Public Library, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
6:00 pm • Ansonia Library, Ansonia, CT - Gross, Weird, Cool Science - Part 1
April 18th
11:00am • Holliston Public Library, Holliston, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
3:00pm • Brookline Village Library, Brookline, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
April 19th
10:00am • Ashland Public Library, Ashland, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
1:30pm • Acushnet Public Library, Acushnet, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
April 22nd
1:00am • Thomas Crane Public Library, Quincy, MA - The Poop Museum- Part 2
3:30pm • Woburn Public Library, Woburn, MA - Gross, Weird, Cool Science - Part 2
April 23rd
10:00am • Nevins Library, Methuen, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
2:00pm • Grafton Library, Grafton, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
April 24th
10:30am • Duxbury Free Library, Duxbury, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
3:00pm • Leominster Public Library, Leominster, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
April 25th
10:00am • Charlton Public Library, Charlton, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
3:30pm • Eldredge Public Library, Chatham, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
April 26th
10:00am • Chelmsford Public Library, Chelmsford, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
3:00pm • The Howe Library, Hanover, NH - The Poop Museum - Part 1
April 28th
10:30am • Sandown Public Library, Sandown, NH - The Poop Museum - Part 1
4:00pm • Wiggin Memorial Library, Stratham, NH - The Poop Museum - Part 1
April 29th
2:00pm • The Gafney Library, Sanbornville, NH - The Poop Museum - Part 1
April 30th
10:00am • Plaistow Public Library, Plaistow, NH - The Poop Museum - Part 2
4:00pm • Needham Public Library, Needham, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
May 1st
10:00am • Playing under the Pines Homeschool group, Bridgwater, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
6:00pm • Somerville Public Library, East Branch, Somerville, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
May 2nd
10:00am • Merrimack Public Library, Merrimack, NH - The Poop Museum - Part 1
1:00pm • Nesmith Library, Windham, NH - The Poop Museum - Part 1
4pm • Rodgers Memorial Library, Hudson, NH - The Poop Museum - Part 1
May 3rd
11:00am • Cambridge Library - Main Library, Cambridge, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
4:00pm • Plymouth Public Library, Plymouth, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
May 4th
Private Event Poop Museum Birthday Party!
June 18th
3:00pm • West Hartford Public Library, West Hartford, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
June 20th
10:00am • Berwick Public Library, Berwick, ME - The Poop Museum - Part 2
5:00pm • Torrington Library, Torrington, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
June 21st
10:30am • Wellesley Free Library, Wellesley, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
3:30pm • Worcester Public Library, Worcester, MA - Gross, Weird, Cool Science - Part 1
June 24th
10:30am • Oxford Free Public Library, Oxford, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
6:00pm • Agawam Public Library, Agawam, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
June 25th
1:00pm • Richards Memorial Library, North Attleboro, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
6:00pm • Tyngsborough Public Library, Tyngsborough, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
June 26th
10:00am • Canton Public Library, Canton, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 2
6:00pm • E.C. Scranton Memorial Library, Madison, CT - Their Butt Does WHAT!?!!?!
June 27th
10:00am • Clapp Memorial Library, Belchertown, MA - Their Butt Does WHAT?!?!
2:30pm • Cheshire Public Library, Cheshire, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
June 28th
10:00am • Rutland Free Library, Rutland, VT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
June 30th
2:00pm • Marlborough Public Library, Marlborough, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
6:30pm • Welles Turner Memorial Library, Glastonbury, CT - Their Butt Does WHAT?!?!
July 1st
10:00am • Abbott Library, Sunapee, NH - The Poop Museum - Part 2
4:00pm • Newton Free Library, Newton, MA - Gross, Weird, Cool Science - Part 2
July 2nd
10:00am • Farmington Summer Exploration Academy - The Poop Museum - Part 1
2:00pm • Chicopee Publicl Library, Chicopee, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
July 3rd
11:30am • Boston Public Library - Faneuil Branch, Boston, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
3:00pm • Boston Public Library - Jamaica Plain Branch, Boston, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
July 5th
11:00am • The Public Library of New London, New London, C T - The Poop Museum - Part 1
4:00pm • Falmouth Public Library, Falmouth, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
July 7th
11:00am • Boston Public Library - South Boston Branch, Boston, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
3:00pm • Leominster Public Library, Leominster, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
July 8th
10:00am • Bristol Public Library, Bristol, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
4:00pm • Shrewsbury Public Library, Shrewsbury, MA - Their Butt Does WHAT?!?!
July 9th
11:30am • Boston Public Library - Grove Hall Branch, Boston, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
4:00pm • Bedford Free Public Library, Bedford, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
July 10th
10:30am • Bellingham Public Library, Bellingham, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
4:00pm • Athol Public Library, Athol, MA - Gross, Weird, Cool Science - Part 1
July 11th
10:30am • Bacon Free Library, Natick, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
5:00pm • Hall Memorial Library, Northfield, NH - Gross, Weird, Cool Science - Part 1
July 12th
10:30am • Rockville Public Library, Vernon, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
3:00pm • Ridgefield Library, Ridgefield, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
July 14th
9:30am • Plumb Memorial Library, Shelton, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
12:30pm • Trumbull Library, Trumbull, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 2
3:30am • Woodbridge Town Library, Woodbridge, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
6:30pm • Southington Public Library, Southington, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
July 15th
11:00am • Boston Public Library - Honan-Allston Branch, Boston, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
2:00pm • Sherborn Library, Sherborn, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
July 16th
11:00am • Boston Public Library - Codman Square Branch, Boston, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
2:30pm • Boston Public Library - West Roxbury Branch, Boston, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
7:00pm • Rutland Free Library, Rutland, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
July 17th
10:00am • Bloomfield Public Library, Bloomfield, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 2
3:00pm • Stonington Free Library, Stonington, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 2
July 18th
10:30am • Hanson Library, Hanson, MA - Gross, Weird, Cool Science - Part 1
3:00pm • Woods Memorial Library, Barre, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
July 19th
11:30am • Boston Public Library - Mattapan Branch, Boston, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
3:00pm • Boston Public Library - Adams Street Branch, Boston, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
July 21st
4:30pm • Portsmouth Public Library, Portsmouth, NH - Their Butt Does WHAT?!?!
July 22nd
11:00am • Meriden Public Library, Meriden, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
2:00pm • New Milford Public Library, New Milford, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
6:30pm • Lucy Robbins Welles Library, Newington, CT - Their Butt Does WHAT?!?!
July 23rd
10:30am • Taft Public Library, Mendon, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
3:00pm • Boston Public Library - Parker Hill Branch, Boston, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
6:00pm • Boston Public Library - Central Library, Boston, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
July 24th
10:00am • Granby Public Library, Granby, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
1:00pm • Berlin-Peck Library, Berlin, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 2
6:30pm • Henry Carter Hull Library, Clinton, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
July 25th
11:30am • Boston Public Library - Charleston Branch, Boston, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
3:00pm • Boston Public Library - Uphams Corner Branch, Boston, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
July 26th
2:00pm • Carnegie Library, Turner Falls, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
July 28th
10:00am • Sawyer Free Library, Gloucester, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
3:00pm • Boston Public Library - East Boston Branch, Boston, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
July 29th
11:00am • Boston Public Library - Hyde Park Branch, Boston, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
3:30pm • Concord Free Public Library, Concord, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
July 30th
11:00am • Brewster Ladies’ Library, Brewster, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
2:00pm • Hyannis Public Library, Hyannis, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
6:00pm • Yarmouth Town Library, Yarmouth, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
July 31st
10:30am • Malden Public Library, Malden, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
4:00pm • Swampscott Public Library, Swampscott, MA - Gross, Weird, Cool Science - Part 1
August 1st
11:00am • Cambridge Public Library, Central Square Branch, Cambridge, MA
4:00pm • Cambridge Public Library - Valente Branch, Cambridge, MA
August 2nd
11:00am • Forbes Library, Northampton, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
2:30pm • Central Library, Springfield, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
August 4th
2:00pm • Guilford Free Library, Guilford, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
6:30pm • Wallingford Public Library, Wallingford, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 2
August 5th
10:00am • Weymouth Public Library, Weymouth, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
2:00pm • John Curtis Library, Hanover, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
August 6th
10:00am • Scituate Town Library, Scituate, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
2:00pm • Morrill Memorial Library, Norwood, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
5:00pm • Westwood Public Library, Westwood, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
August 7th
2:00pm • Rice Public Library, Kittery, ME - The Poop Museum - Part 1
August 8th
10:30am • Whitefield Public Library, Whitefield, NH - The Poop Museum - Part 2
August 9th
1:00pm • Indian Orchard Branch, Springfield, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 1
August 11th
10:00am • Rathbun Library, East Haddam, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
5:00pm • Danbury Library, Danbury, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 1
August 12th
2:00pm • Haverhill Public Library, Haverhill, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
6:30pm • Billerica Public Library, Billerica, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
August 13th
6:00pm • Newburyport Public Library, Newburyport, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
August 14th
11:00am • Norwell Public Library, Norwell, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
3:30pm • Woburn Public Library, Woburn, MA - Their Butt Does WHAT?!?!
August 15th
10:30am • East Forest Park Branch Library, Springfield, MA - Their Butt Does WHAT?!?!
5:00pm • Darien Library, Darien, CT - The Poop Museum - Part 2
August 16th
10:30am • Franklin Public Library, Franklin, MA - Their Butt Does WHAT!??!
3:00pm • Salem Public Library, Salem, MA - The Poop Museum - Part 2
The Poop Museum is available for kids, teens and adults and is available for live in-person programs at schools, libraries and fun workplaces!
Gallery
Books and games we LOVE!
What is Poop? by Katie Haynes
A fabulous flip book full of wonderful poop facts! The perfect introduction to poop for little ones.
Where does Poop Go? by Katie Haynes
Another fabulous flip book that is also part of the First Questions and Answers series from Usborne. For curious kids that wonder why the world isn’t covered in poop!
Everyone Poops by Taro Gobi
This classic and beloved book isn’t quite correct, because not “everyone” does poop (Mayflies for example, do not live long enough to poop!) but it is still one of of our favorites.
Poop Bingo
We not only love playing poo bingo, we adore the illustrations of both the animals and the poop. This is amazing way for kids to learn about the poops of their favorite poopers.
Who Pooped?
With the same beautiful illustrations as Poop Bingo, and super thick and bendable cards that will last, this poop-tastic take on matching and memory games is the perfect brain gym for kids who love poop.
Where do you poop?
Designed to support potty training, this is a gorgeous board book with pull tabs that make the poops of each animal appear, an irresistible extra that adds to the charm and fun of this book.
About
The Poop Museum started life as an online program, created by Susie Maguire.
The idea for The Poop Museum arrived on October 3rd 2020, as Susie was sitting in her back yard. She and her nephew Henry, shared a love of lavatorial humour, and were always leaving each other funny poopy messages. Susie decided to write Henry a book. It was called “Attack of the Notorious Poop Monkey” and the story was set in A Poop Museum.
Susie loved the idea so much that she launched The Poop Museum program the same day, and the rest is history.
Susie has created many more programs including:-
The Poop Museum Part 2
The Prank Poop Lab
The Fart Factory
Snot School
Gross, Weird, Cool Science
Did You Know?
The Imaginarium
The Inventor’s Academy
and ***NEW FOR 2025 ***
Their Butt does WHAT?!?!
Over the three years that these programs were available online, 15,000 children from 80+ countries attended them. And now after 12 months of LIVE programs in schools and libraries, another 15,000 kids, parents and grandparents have discovered the delights to dung!
More Poopy Stuff
The Poop Museum Organic Cotton t-shirts for the whole family.
Our soft, durable, beautiful t-shirts are made from natural materials, using renewable energy, and are shipped to you in plastic-free, plant-based packaging. Fun to wear, as well as friendly to life here on our amazing earth.
Delicious Poop Honey!
The delicious Poop Honey that we serve at The Poop Museum comes from the amazing people, and bees, at Nelson Honey. You can enjoy Poop Honey at home with 30% off using code POOP at the link below.
Paper made from Elephant Poop
And cow poop, and horse poop, and donkey poop!
In Poopoo Paper Park in Thailand, the people at PooPooPaper.com make the most beautiful papers, notebooks and notelets, all using animal poop. Follow the link to see all the amazing things they make. And use code POOP MUSEUM at check out for 10% off.
